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24 Tweets That Sum Up Life With Toddlers
“I’ve taught this toddler to say ‘please,’ a word he thinks means ‘I command you to do this.’”
24 Tweets That Sum Up Life With Toddlers
Raising a toddler is a true test of patience, endurance, self-preservation and stain removal abilities. As a result, comedy is a welcome source of relief.
Many parents in the throes of toddler parenting share their hilarious observations on Twitter ― finding LOL-worthy humor in the chaos, messes and exchanges with these “tiny drunk people.”
We’ve rounded up 24 tweets that perfectly capture life with toddlers.
#1.
I didn't even know you could feel every single emotion in a 20 minute span until I put a toddler to bed.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) Ngày 14 tháng 10 năm 2014
#2.
Sometimes you're in awe of all the things your toddler has learned and other times you regret teaching them things like how to open doors.
— Mamatoga (@mamatoga) Ngày 17 tháng 08 năm 2014
#3.
My 3 year old told the doctor that she liked eating her vegetables.
And the academy award goes to….
— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) Ngày 31 tháng 03 năm 2016
#4.
My toddler screamed "HELP!" at 2am like she was being attacked because her blanket was tangled, so don't talk to me about your problems.
— Goodnight Sanity (@GoodnightSanity) Ngày 12 tháng 05 năm 2016
#5.
We're really into juice cleanses lately, it's when ur toddler spills apple juice all over the house and u follow her around with a wet rag.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) Ngày 16 tháng 05 năm 2016
#6.
Apparently a 2 year old getting her hair washed and an exorcism sound oddly similar.
— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) Ngày 30 tháng 03 năm 2014
#7.
I've taught this toddler to say 'please,' a word he thinks means 'I command you to do this.'
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) Ngày 08 tháng 05 năm 2016
#8.
I've taught this toddler to say 'please,' a word he thinks means 'I command you to do this.'
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) Ngày 08 tháng 05 năm 2016
#9.
I told my toddler to sit on the training potty.
I came upstairs to find this
She outsourced going to the bathroom. pic.twitter.com/S97ua21kTB
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) Ngày 13 tháng 05 năm 2016
#10.
If you pretend toddlers are speaking Dothraki they're a lot more entertaining.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) Ngày 28 tháng 05 năm 2016
#11.
My toddler has created "karate ballet"
and I'm scared for us all…
— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) Ngày 13 tháng 04 năm 2016
#12.
The 3yo insisted on helping me put all the laundry away. It's only taken us 6 hours & 10 minutes & apparently pants go in the fridge now.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) Ngày 11 tháng 05 năm 2015
#13.
Fun fact: If you take the fluffy pad off a Swiffer, it becomes a pitchfork for a toddler to attack you with.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) Ngày 07 tháng 05 năm 2016
#14.
You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) Ngày 12 tháng 09 năm 2014
#15.
3-year-old: *pouts*
Me: Is something wrong with your lunch?
3: It's too wet.
Me: It's soup.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) Ngày 02 tháng 05 năm 2016
#16.
No one exaggerates a situation quite like a toddler who just broke their cookie.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) Ngày 05 tháng 05 năm 2016
#17.
So The Fast and the Furious isn't about grocery shopping with your toddler?
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) Ngày 02 tháng 05 năm 2016
#18.
So nice of my 3yo to crawl into bed at 6:15 so she could kick me in the back and fart on me. #mondays
— Will (@willgoldstein) January 11, 2016
#19.
The mind of a 3 year old is a scary place. pic.twitter.com/eT3N598ajl
— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) Ngày 12 tháng 07 năm 2015
#20.
If only we could harness the renewable energy of toddler tantrums.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) Ngày 06 tháng 03 năm 2014
#21.
Thank you toddler for "helping me with dinner" by doing the vital task of unraveling the entire tinfoil roll. pic.twitter.com/7cSGGAtTte
— Kelcey Kintner (@mamabirddiaries) Ngày 28 tháng 04 năm 2016
#22.
Growing up I used to be afraid of the dark but now I am afraid of hearing my toddler wake up in the middle of the night.
— Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) Ngày 11 tháng 02 năm 2016
#23.
Just discovered why my dishes weren't getting clean… Caught my toddler pressing cancel mid-wash.
— Jennifer Borget (@JenniferBorget) Ngày 10 tháng 04 năm 2015
#24.
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
— Kelcey Kintner (@mamabirddiaries) Ngày 12 tháng 05 năm 2016
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