Mothers Day should be a day for Mom’s to be pampered and given an opportunity to relax and unwind. In reality, for most Moms, that pampering only lasts for and hour or so – if they’re are lucky. There’s no remote control to stop things like toddler tantrums and teething , so Mom’s still need to be present and available just like any other day of the year.
Many People took to Twitter to share their sentiments of the day and here are some of the tweets that made me laugh:
#1
For #MothersDay, I think I’d like to finish peeing without having to answer a barrage of questions mid-stream. #momlife
— Sarah Gilliland (@SarahInTheBurbs) May 4, 2016
#2
When the hubby doesn’t read the card for mother’s day all the way through before giving it to you #mothersdayfail 😂 pic.twitter.com/ie82MubgCV
— Jen (@JennyB062913) May 6, 2016
#3
Wife: What did you get me for Mother’s Day?
Me: Our four children, the greatest gift of all.
Wife:
Me: Apology jewelry and booze.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 6, 2016
#4
Told my son it’s mothers day tomorrow and he proceeded to sing happy birthday. 😂😂 #mothersday #momlife
— Analesha (@Analeshaaaa) May 7, 2016
#5
So my 9yr old son already took away my Mother’s Day present because I wouldn’t get him a snack 😂. #marriedlife #kids #MothersDay #momlife
— Angela Biss (@Momisnotperfect) May 7, 2016
#6
Somebody please tell my teething baby that it’s Mothers’ Day and I want to sleep. 😰 #momlife #momproblems #MothersDay #inevergetabreak
— Kimberly Wright (@MrsKLWright) May 8, 2016
#7
#WhatAMomReallyWantsIs a whole day to herself
— Manda Posthumously (@ShutUpAmanda) May 9, 2016
#8
#WhatAMomReallyWantsIs a time machine, eyes in the back of her head and an afternoon martini. pic.twitter.com/7nySB1AE9E
— ⛽ #️Hashtag Sally ♫ (@hashtag_sally) May 9, 2016
#9
#WhatAMomReallyWantsIs more wine pic.twitter.com/bKTYhYseoq
— Count Zero (@intCountZero) May 9, 2016
#10
#WhatAMomReallyWantsIs to poop in peace.
— Hillary Miller (@CricketArt67) May 9, 2016
It looks like most Mom’s want the simple things in life! Do you have any funny Mothers day thoughts to share?